Windows 2012 R2 SYSTEM_THREAD_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED (xen.sys)

Windows 2012 R2 SYSTEM_THREAD_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED (xen.sys)
      You are trying to start a Windows 2012 R2 server on a VMware infrastructure. What you do (or don’t) realize is that this VM is heavily tainted by a Citrix Xen basket of fun.   Procedure to fix this tediosity:  Snapshot the VM Boot into Safe Mode Open Device Manager (Show Hidden ...

Convert squid log timestamps to human readable

Convert squid log timestamps to a human readable format: cat access.log | perl -p -e 's/^([0-9]*)/"[".localtime($1)."]"/e'

Call “HostFirewallSystem.UpdateRuleset” for object firewallSystem

This error occurs when there is a problem with an IP in one of the services located in ESXi firewall. The IPs entered into the GUI will all look correct and you have exhausted all possibility. The root cause is usually that you have entered individual IPs in CIDR format with a /32.   ESXi does ...

Shell Script Remove All Blank Links

Use the following ‘awk’ command to remove all blank lines from a file: awk ‘NF > 0’ filename

Identify UPS Account From Tracking Number – Decode UPS Tracking Number

Decode UPS Tracking Number TRACKING #: 1Z XXX XXX YY ZZZZ ZZZC X = Shipper’s Account # (6 Digits) Y = Service Code (2 Digits) (See Partial Key Below) Z = Shipper’s Reference # (Can be set by shipper for convenience, to mirror an invoice#, etc.) C = Check Digit Service Codes 01 UPS United ...

vCSA 5.5 Upgrade to 6.0 Migration Failed Failed to download vCenter Server Support Bundle Logs

vCSA 5.5 Upgrade to 6.0 Migration Failed  Failed to download vCenter Server Support Bundle Logs
While attempting to upgrade your vCSA 5.5 to 6.0 you are confronted with this error: Migration Failed Failed to download vCenter Server Support Bundle Logs Make sure that your reverse and forward DNS match (not sure why VMware continues to insist on flawless DNS – Tedious!) The solution to his upgrade error is to: 1. ...

Reset administrator@vsphere.local password vCSA 5.5

Connect to the vCenter Server Appliance via its console or via SSH. Run the vdcadmintool service tool: /usr/lib/vmware-vmdir/bin/vdcadmintool The console will load: ================================ Please select: 0. exit 1. Test LDAP connectivity 2. Force start replication cycle 3. Reset account password 4. Set log level and mask 5. Set vmdir state ================================ Press #3 When prompted ...

vCenter vCSA 6.0 Error occurred while retrieving vm names of the esx host

vCenter vCSA 6.0 Error occurred while retrieving vm names of the esx host
You are in the process of trying to upgrade an existing vCenter 5.5 vCSA to 6.0. Make note that it is asking for ESXi host to install the vCSA and not vCenter!

Add OpenSUSE Repository to VMware Appliances

Use this method to install a working Repo to a VMware Appliance (i.e. VCSA, vSphere Replication, vCloud Usage Meter, etc.) # cat /etc/SuSE-release SUSE Linux Enterprise Server 11 (x86_64) VERSION = 11 PATCHLEVEL = 2 Add the repository for the appropriate version http://download.opensuse.org/distribution/[VERSION]/repo/oss/ # zypper addrepo -f http://download.opensuse.org/distribution/11.2/repo/oss/ opensuse Once the Repository is loaded, simply ...

VMware ESXi MegaCLI StorCLI Enable Cache Write Back

VMware ESXi MegaCLI StorCLI  Enable Cache Write Back
You have two options for managing the LSI Logic, Dell PERC, etc. from the ESXi CLI: StorCLI or MegaCLI. You can download MegaCLI for VMware here: 8.04.07_MegaCLI You can download StorCLI from the LSI website and here: CLI_VMWare_MN_8.04.07 MegaCLI: esxi1# ./MegaCli -LDSetProp -Cached -LAll -aAll Set Cache Policy to Cached on Adapter 0, VD 0 ...